(Source: ghosts)

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community
daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(Source: thehausofboys)

tyleroakley:

LADIES, THAT’S HOW YOU GET A MAN.

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

  • white male: aw showering without me :'(

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

image

this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

(Source: sanuye-shoteka)